7 YEARS AGO

(Taps Mic)... Good Evening, I would like to share a little something with you, have a seat, and sip on my SOUL TEA: .......

If I could go back 7 years ago, and change that part of my life, I would do so in a New. York Minute. I wish I would have listened to what wisdom was trying to tell me. I wish I would have just walked away, not went out to that party that night, or even answered my phone the next day.  I should have listened to her 7 years ago, when she tried to tell me how you were, but my female ignorance thought what we ladies always think.." she is just hating" Not knowing then that she had the real view, she saw what was obvious about you, the ugliness, the evilness that any innocent victim would not see...at first. If i could go back 7 years I would do it at first request. I have never wanted to time travel so bad in all of my life.. I know it would mean that I would not have some of the things that I have today...Or maybe God would be so generous to let me still have my beautiful city, just in a different place, and time.

• 7 years ago you plotted and planned on how to destroy a light.
• 6 years ago you put the plan into action. 
• 5 years ago you played the part.
• 4  years ago you were poisonous
• 3 years ago you  cast your seeds of manipulation
• 2 years ago you showed your true self
• 1 year ago you tried to kill me 

 .....and today, you underestimated your opponent. while you thought I was sleeping I was perfecting
                                                             THE ART OF WAR 

Thank you, and good night.....muah

TO TEXT OR NOT TO TEXT

Since the dawn of technology we have found ways to do it smarter, faster, and without having to lift a finger. We voice speak into our phones, we text and swipe text, we skype, and email. Dead is the day of human contact or REAL conversation.. I remember laughing at watching Sex in the City and Carrie being dumped by a "Post it" note...lol.. now you can view a break up on youtube or on a picture of  a text thread from an IPHONE....

I am not a fan of the official text conversation.. you know when its no longer, just answering a question, but is a full conversation.. usually your phone has to convert to a multimedia message because your characters have gone above 160. ( at least twitter minimizes it to 75 characters)  take a mental note serial texter's  I still want conversation.,..emails, and text messages leave the interpretation up in the air. No on knows the tone or what the person meant.  I can't begin to tell you how many arguments I have been in with family and friends over something said in a text...(ohhh, and do not mess up and type in ALL CAPS) who said that doing that meant your screaming or yelling... could it not have been that I simply left my caps lock on by mistake?

HERE'S THE TEA: A couple of months ago I went against all that was "common sense" and went out with a guy 10 years younger than me,,SMDH.. The first time we met up he was coming from playing basketball, ok, ill let that one go, but I figured if you knew you were coming to see me, you would want to look your best.. I find out in our conversation, that basketball shorts and wife beaters are his favorite thing to wear.....SMDH...(turn off #1) as the days went on he always wanted to text a conversation. By this time I had explained my dislike for this type of conversation, but he continued (turn off #2) after 2 weeks of me ignoring his text messages, he got the point and started to call. after a couple more days of maintaining military silence I answered the phone and realized why he prefers to text............Brother could not hold a conversation if Jesus was coaching him. (Turn off #3) and he was OUT!!!!!

What I then realized was that text messaging is almost like throwing a rock from a distance and ducking.  People can say what they want, with out worrying how they sound or even if they can spell( thank you text abbreviations) We as a society have basically said.. "ahh, to hell" with human communication I can just text,

Me, I am raging against text conversations.. I want people to talk to me. I want to hear the tone behind the words so I can form the right reaction or opinion of what your saying.. SPEAK TO ME,!!! I don't want LOL, can i hear you LAUGH?.............

FROM ZERO TO 100

I would really like to think I am a very peaceful person.. but tonight my peacefulness was tested.. and it goes a little something like this:

I am cooking dinner, I ask my 10 year old daughter to walk our dog Valentino. She comes back in telling me that our neighbor stopped her and said " you better tell your mother  I am going to the office, if she does not stop putting the dog outside at 6:30am in the morning"... Now I immediately go outside and see her and politely ask her to refrain from speaking to my child, or sending messages through my daughter, if she has something to say, please address me, the adult and not my child.. she acts like she does not understand English and continues to talk about my dog.  Now let me say this, my dog is a barker, and on any given day, I will put his ass on the porch, but for the past month we have not because I don't want to disturb my neighbors. This person does not even live close to my house. I am not upset about her wanting me to keep Valentino off the porch in the morning; my problem is that adults don't go to children,they speak to adults about issues. I don't go over to her child and say things to her, and I didn't feel she should have said anything to mine.... How did it end you say???
Well I remember telling her i"ll beat your azz, if you say another F'n word to my child... and some other not lady like  stuff.

I am no bully, but when it comes to my children, that is a no, no zone.. Is it just me?, has anyone encountered such foolishness? WHATS THE TEA?

Single in the city!!! and online dating

I am beautiful, smart, funny and looking for "Mr. Right" , so can someone tell me why I am only getting Mr. to old, Mr. to young, Mr. To Broke, and his cousins " I wanna sleep with you, I am unemployed, and I live with my mother..... UGGHHHH!!!! My solution, the future in non threatening dating......online.... the best, I can look at someones profile in my PJ's and decide if i want to meet them... its like looking in a male cookbook, and deciding what I want to have.... The RULES:   gotta have a google phone number...lol, keep the crazies at a distance. what is the TEA????? this is just as aggravating, and useless, as meeting someone on the streets.. I have been out on 2 recent dates that had me  with a (blank stare)...

The first guy shows up with his 18 month old daughter to dinner.....I was given no notice... and the second date from hell had breast bigger than mine. mind you, he posted a picture that had to be 150 lighter and years earlier... ohhhh people whats a girl to do?????????